Wednesday, July 30, 2014

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is the easter bunny a fursona

shikaro:

feralfawn:

its jesus’s fursona

i see. so jesus likes oviposition

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shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

lilacblossoms:

myantiquehabibi:

lenny511:

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, one of the worlds coolest celebrities both on, and off the set. 

The Rock is literally one of my favorite people

if you don’t like the Rock we can’t be friends

…Why isn’t there a reality tv show based around him just cooking food. and eating. and feeding people. and being cool.

w h y

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Nightio

mrmanager:

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anusking:

son is a gender neutral term to me now 

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capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

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jutsei:

Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it

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luckyluna22:

Hahaha I went into a random dream town and this person has a chair, a box of tissues, and a picture of Carlton in their basement.

luckyluna22:

Hahaha I went into a random dream town and this person has a chair, a box of tissues, and a picture of Carlton in their basement.

malefactum:

Women weren’t too hard to animate when Caterina Sforza gave Ezio a massage and then fucked him for 5 minutes of gameplay that didn’t further the plot at all

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it