It is almost 12 but it feels like it’s soooooo much later, mainly because I’ve been drinking all day at my staff party with my girlfriend
Soooooooo fuck this noise I’m sleeping
*puts shoulder on son* hand
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
had me a blast
dick in my ass
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
at a pool party
"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"
The Last Samurai starring Tom Cruise
The Last of the Mohicans starring Daniel Day-Lewis
The Mexican starring Brad Pitt
Prince of Persia starring Jake Gyllenhaal