Friday, September 19, 2014

suctioning:

suctioning:

Whys it called the Milky Way?
(Not a pun, need real answers)

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  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.

tlokscenery:

Wan’s Adventure

spektrmodule:

amnesiacbutterfly:

i have seen the future and this will never be okay

IT WAS THE MSOT BULLSHIT DEATH HIS POWER WAS LITERALLY SURVIVAL HE WAS ABLE TO SURVIVE SHIT

spektrmodule:

amnesiacbutterfly:

i have seen the future and this will never be okay

IT WAS THE MSOT BULLSHIT DEATH HIS POWER WAS LITERALLY SURVIVAL HE WAS ABLE TO SURVIVE SHIT

(Source: hikstii)

creaturesfromdreams:

Clicker by ourlak
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geewillikersguys:

liberalsarecool:

keithboykin:

When Utah residents saw 22-year-old Darrien Hunt carrying a toy sword, they called police who shot and killed him. But when 22-year-old Joseph Kelley carried an assault rifle to a JC Penney store in Utah, he walked out without a scratch on his body. They were both the same age. Both in the same state. But only one was considered “suspicious.” And you still believe America is color blind?

The guy had a blunt sword, part of a costume. Was leaving a cos-play event.
Utah is horrible.

America is horrible.

geewillikersguys:

liberalsarecool:

keithboykin:

When Utah residents saw 22-year-old Darrien Hunt carrying a toy sword, they called police who shot and killed him. But when 22-year-old Joseph Kelley carried an assault rifle to a JC Penney store in Utah, he walked out without a scratch on his body. They were both the same age. Both in the same state. But only one was considered “suspicious.” And you still believe America is color blind?

The guy had a blunt sword, part of a costume. Was leaving a cos-play event.

Utah is horrible.

America is horrible.

astreana:

geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder

astreana:

geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder

bionicniall:

Miley Cyrus got fined for 200k for illegal use of the Mexican flag stay in your fucking lane bitch

the-real-is-kept:

Listening to only one genre of music is the most painfully boring trait I can think of for a human being to have

emoij:

Tumblr be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!

(Source: daddywhorebucks)

(Source: srsfunny)

heroineheroine:

Saw this on my Instagram TL
#justiceforjulia
Instagram _locstarrr

sturmtruppen:

the year is 2015

kojima is having another trailer release for the phantom pain

a lone fan in the crowd raises his hand, defeat and exhaustion already etched in his face

"Mr. Kojima, please… What’s the release date?" he asks, visibly pained.

"The release date was yesterday." Kojima replies, to stunned silence. It was a phantom release.