- High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
- Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
- Actual College Professor: lol same.
Miley Cyrus got fined for 200k for illegal use of the Mexican flag stay in your fucking lane bitch
Listening to only one genre of music is the most painfully boring trait I can think of for a human being to have
Tumblr be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!
the year is 2015
kojima is having another trailer release for the phantom pain
a lone fan in the crowd raises his hand, defeat and exhaustion already etched in his face
"Mr. Kojima, please… What’s the release date?" he asks, visibly pained.
"The release date was yesterday." Kojima replies, to stunned silence. It was a phantom release.