Friday, April 18, 2014

It is almost 12 but it feels like it’s soooooo much later, mainly because I’ve been drinking all day at my staff party with my girlfriend

Soooooooo fuck this noise I’m sleeping

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shslequius:

*puts shoulder on son* hand

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay)

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

titytwochainz:

niggas get shot everyday b

titytwochainz:

niggas get shot everyday b

(Source: nosdrinker)

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

timetoggle asked: Draw Danny devito as a kitty

iguanamouth:

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Thursday, April 17, 2014

kropotkink:

guinness world record - largest sip

the only video on dril’s youtube channel

this is so intense

at a pool party

vayena:

"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"

eltigrechico:

redsuspenders:

The Last Samurai starring Tom Cruise

The Last of the Mohicans starring Daniel Day-Lewis

The Mexican starring Brad Pitt

Prince of Persia starring Jake Gyllenhaal

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(Source: kingsleeze)

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